10.) Leave blanks on your
application and appeals.
9.) Be vague about your
diagnoses and symptoms.
8.) Don't tell the
Administration who your medical providers are.
7.) Be rude to Social Security's personal.
6.) Think of appeal deadlines as
just a suggestion.
5.) Show up late for hearing, or
not at all.
4.) Dress for hearing like
you're on your way to the
nightclub.
3.) Don't bother going to
doctors or following their
prescribed care.
2.) Believe you can outsmart the
Judge.
1.) Don't have me to represent
you.